The Dadbodsociety aka the deadbirdsociety aka the deadbug society
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A long time ago a couple of fellas just wanted to re-sell some arcteryx jackets on a really cool facebook group called the dead bird society. This place was filled to brim with lonely divorced dads, Asian fashionistas and clueless tac-junkies. The Canadians hit a gold mine when they started making outdoor clothing to niche climbers and hill enthusiasts. Little did they know people would be so bold to take photos of themselves wearing 800 dollar jackets in the parking lot of a target because the PWAG weather forecaster said it would rain later that day. Anywhoo, Paul, the creator of DBS, really liked to show off his watch collection, jackets, and firearms to his fellow bird fans. He LOVES navy seals, and his buy in to the special operations community was through donations, giving himself a blanket immunity to criticism about this really gay obsession with men taller than him. That’s a little off topic and its been so long since he has posted vague range photos or him in solmon boots and shooting guns on Instagram that it really doesn’t even matter anymore. We got kicked from his group because we didn’t follow the rules! They didn’t like trolls or airsofters (uh oh!). Trying to resell discounted Law Enforcement and Armed Forces line jackets from arcteryx! Bad!
Well what we did in retaliation was buy this domain. We haven’t looked back and this really isn’t even about jackets anymore.
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